Your Empire Is Going To War When:

[Atrocities]

65. Your passive-aggressive little wench decides that your addiction to doomed PBW games needs adjusting and deletes your hard drive after you've downed your sixth beer and passed out at the key board.

[Atrocities]

66. If your out target shooting asteroids with your shiny new Glock Rail Gun and accidently shoot a Phong diplomatic envoy ship with the Son of the Phong Empire on board thus destroying it.