Bad Names For Your Ships

[Azselendor]

On a related subject, I used to have a gameboy sub game where you could name your Sub. My was the US Sub Standard.

Worst name for a ship:

HMS. Invincible, as this name alone will result in the immediate and, often, pathetically stupid destruction of any ship.

- SS. Can't Hit Me
- USS. Essess
- Sinker
- Flounder
- Derelict
- Dereliction of Duty
- SS. Oceanus (a Passenger liner that went down in 1991 and the crew all bailed and left the passengers behind. Note the captain was given a new command a few weeks laters of a Ferry).
- Any ramming ship named "dodge" or "jumper"
- Any tanker or highly-flammable ship named after a living, ruling emperor.

[Atrocities]

Love Bubble
Duffuas
Dumbass (Pronounced Doo Mass)

[TurinTurambar]

196. Cloakable Planet-Killer (While it's parked in the open at your training planet cluster just off his home system)

[Sivran]

For the anime fans:
197. Shinji-kun (the ultimate in wussy anime boys)
198. Hanagata Mitsurugi (the ship that never dies...)
199. Sylphiel (on a warship )

200. Ted Kennedy
201. Thistle
202. Dandylion
203. Noober (if you've played Baldur's Gate, you know. )