[PBEM game] Entwined Destiny (Over)

[PashaDawg]

YeeeeHawwwww!!

[The Panther]

PashaDawg said:
YeeeeHawwwww!!

Wow! You want to die so much that you are eager that the game has started???

By the way, I noticed in randomosity that you were unable to kill, per your very own words, the 'Spawn of the Panther'.

heh heh

Seriously, though, good luck and play hard, my friend. I would actually like to see the lawyers win this game.

[Yvelina]

Oh, come on Panther! Lawyers win pretty much anything else, why should they win this game as well?

Of course, our team wants to be on the good side of lawyers, how about a non-agression pact, esteemed defenders of law and justice? We could definitely use someone who can convince everyone else that we are peaceful researchers as opposed to landgrabbing powermongers...

[Alneyan]

"Dear Yvelina,

We have received your inquiry regarding the services we provide to all distinguished players, and thank you for the confidence you are expressing towards our Committee. One of our products would be remarkably well suited to your needs: it would consist of advising all the other players about the weakness of your nation, for few would dare question the word of an host.

For example, the following message could be sent late in the game: 'Arcoscephale is a most friendly realm, dedicated solely to the pursuit of knowledge. Old hegemonic pretensions have been discarded with the coming of a new age, and the only lands in their possession are sites of great archeological interest. Their army is a mere militia, and their best mage is barely able to light up a fire on a sunny day. All in all, a most pleasant realm to live in, so long as you are not interest in reckless expansionism, and willing to give a helping hand to repel those invaders: chances are, you will be the best fighter protecting the city.' (First published in the Hitchhiker's Guide.)

Of course, there is the small matter of fees and similar petty squabbling, but we are confident you will find our service to be admirable. You should also expect us not to abuse our position of de facto monopoly; fairness is, after all, a hallmark of us.

Yours sincerly,
The Committee of Opportunist Hosts."

Silliness aside, everything seems to be working fine. Good luck to all the teams!

[PashaDawg]

Yvelina said:
Oh, come on Panther! Lawyers win pretty much anything else, why should they win this game as well?

Of course, our team wants to be on the good side of lawyers, how about a non-agression pact, esteemed defenders of law and justice? We could definitely use someone who can convince everyone else that we are peaceful researchers as opposed to landgrabbing powermongers...

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[PashaDawg]

The Panther said:

Wow! You want to die so much that you are eager that the game has started???

By the way, I noticed in randomosity that you were unable to kill, per your very own words, the 'Spawn of the Panther'.

heh heh

Seriously, though, good luck and play hard, my friend. I would actually like to see the lawyers win this game.

Bah!! The PantherSpawn failed to understand that if he killed me that I would only become more powerful than he could possibly imagine...