The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Ooh Ooh mesa liken thet name!

Certain Suicide
Bridge Crew Insanity
Friendly Fire
Old Soviet Nuclear Power Station
Nuclear Waste Landfill
Dirty Bomb
Decoy
Shoot Here
Martha Stewart
Homing Beacon (you know, for seekers)
IRS

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

I can do better.

In deep space, twenty COMCAs move to reinforce the five already present in orbit around Sol III. One foolish GT Enterprises enforcer ship tries to stop the COMCAs - the tiny War Assault Cruiser is vaporised before it can even raise its shields and complete its message.

The COMCAs are all equipped with SYs, Repair Bays, FTL Travel Cores, Tachyonic Acceleration Disruptors, Advanced Gravitational Matrices and Advanced Hyper-Disruptors.

As soon as they arrive, they start refitting the five COMCAs already present to this new design.

"Well then..... I say we need two more people in this, and then we'll have enough to storm the B&G. And Narf? Are you still sending in the NSN Murphy's Law? If you don't we need three more people. Oh, and I think the standard Won-Ton security forces can also be counted on, so....."

[NullAshton]

Construction is started on the USS Spatial Distortion with Temporal Shipyards. This massive sphere is the size of Jupiter, and equipped with spatial compression technology inside. 100 massive wave-motion guns are mounted along the hull.6 massive circular antiproton phased-array are on each side, capable of targeting anywhere within 360 degrees. 10,000 point-defense guns are mounted on rotatable raised turrets, offering maximum visibility and accuracy. A null-space field generator is at the core, capabable of creating an area of null-space anywhere within 10 kilometers of the surface of the ship. Neural networks run throughout the entire ship, creating a class 9 AI, which operates the null-space field generator with precision. Gravity sensors are equipped along the surface, capable of detecting a single atom. This is powered by a massive ZPE reactor.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Narf, why don't you simply let the Murphy's Law reach Earth orbit so you'll be an eligible candidate for command of the Hut Forces?

[NullAshton]

Because something will go wrong.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

And you enjoy YOUR 10 megaton floating metal hulks.

And where are other people's reinforcements?

And is it me or are we (and sometimes Narf) responsible for the last 20 or 30 or so posts here?

And why are we fighting ourselves? Why aren't we pounding the ruddy B&G into submission?

[NullAshton]

The field is turned off, so that StrategiaInUltima can use his COMCA's again.

Good point.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Deep inside the mind of a modder, construction is being started on the new DCOMCA.

A massive sphere of a ship, it cannot be stopped by anything short of a massive black hole. It is build from a Dyson Sphere - the Sphere was there, be it for habitation or purely ship construction, and then they went and made a ship out of the whole bloody sphere - and has shielding capable of withstanding the center of a small black hole indefinitely. Its weapons are unsurpassed, as its massive 500TT of size allow for a LOT of weapons batteries.

.....But wait, hadn't that B&G b**ch Angel said something before about "my ship is bigger than your ship" simply being something like "my frankfurter is bigger than your frankfurter"? And by the way, it's getting kinda tedious. So let's stop at your P-Destroyers, OK?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Yeah. At least I have the grace to make the Murphy's Law a wreck.

*Put*Put*Putter*Put*Sputter*........*BANG*.....*Pu t*

[NullAshton]

It's P-Blasters. 8 heavy anti-proton lasers of DOOM! And as much shielding as my other destroyers, I tend to keep those standard.