The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut - Page 2

mac5732 · #1 February 10th, 2005, 11:01 PM

The stranger all dressed in long flowing black cape and large dark rimmed and tinted glasses, walks into this new establishment. He appears to be looking for a table in the cornor, finding none he proceeds to lower his aging anatamy onto a bar stool. he calls over the waiter and orders some scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon, rye toast and a brewski,he then lounges back and proceeds to make notations on a stange looking pad with all kinds of blinking lights and flashing storbes. no rose bushes, no FBW, no Tribble wings.... and he contninues to write

Randallw · #2 February 11th, 2005, 01:09 AM

I wonder who else here has studied the Physics of Won-Ton burrito meals

Strategia_In_Ultima · #3 February 14th, 2005, 09:39 AM

I'm freely donating two dozen and one (25) heads of Phongs to serve as table legs.

Do you know you could fashion an entire set of kitchen implements from the corpse of just a single Krill?

(btw, what are FBWs?)

New drink:

the Spatial Rift
Drink it and when it kicks in you'll think the explosion just knocked you into another dimension.... NEVER drink more than one per year or you'll die of severe indigiestion.

Alneyan · #4 February 14th, 2005, 04:57 PM

Rushes in the Violence Take-Out Hut, panting from the run he just made Beware! Something truly horrible is bound to happen! Something so bad I cannot even think of it, lest I should be overcome by an inescapable feeling of dread and despair! Few mortals can keep their sanity after the very mention of the Doom this place is to witness. Beware!

The message delivered, Alneyan goes back to the shady corner of the hut, orders the One True Drink, and waits for *their* arrival. A most exquisite spectacle it shall be. No doubt of it!

Let's see if my "Knowledge of the Denizens of the Cantina" serves me well. FBW is likely to mean something like "Beautiful Women", as it is a hallmark of their bartenders, along with "being willing at all times". Odd place this Cantina is. Truly odd. Alternatively, it could just mean "Fantastic Bar Waitress", or something of the like. But their characteristics remain the same regardless of what FBW actually means.

Alneyan · #5 February 14th, 2005, 05:30 PM

After much effort, the following information was obtained. Make good use of it! (Please consult the file attached to this data file to access our intelligence report)

The answer to the question is indeed yes, I do have too much time on my hands this evening.

Raging Deadstar · #6 February 14th, 2005, 05:52 PM

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Alneyan said:
After much effort, the following information was obtained. Make good use of it! (Please consult the file attached to this data file to access our intelligence report)

The answer to the question is indeed yes, I do have too much time on my hands this evening.

much applause for Alneyan That was great my friend, I Laughed for a good few minutes abbout that

Alneyan · #7 February 15th, 2005, 12:40 PM

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Raging Deadstar said:
That was great my friend, I Laughed for a good few minutes abbout that

Be mindful of what you say RD, or else I shall browse through the intelligence archives and find your own file! Hmm, where did I put my blackmail dossier...

Kamog · #8 February 15th, 2005, 12:35 AM

Wow, I like the excellent selection of dishes here at this establishment. Some rare and exquisite delicacies from across the galaxy... hey, you even have Cryslonite Twinkies, my favorite! But each time I bite those things, I end up getting an expensive dental bill!

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StrategiaInUltima said:
(btw, what are FBWs?)

FBW's are Fluffy Bunny Waitresses. They are young, beautiful, friendly, and usually in skimpy uniforms.