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March 22nd, 2005, 04:03 AM
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Re: Bug in the Jungle going eeek!
Hey! Feeble satellite? Machaka and the Great Spider Lord will rise once again! Just give me a few turns to help him get his capital back, and he'll be all good. 
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March 22nd, 2005, 09:24 AM
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Re: Bug in the Jungle going eeek!
Little jungle maid just before her horrible death at the hands of the enemy to the South:
EEEEEK!!!!! VINE OGRES!!!! EEEEK!! The Giants are attacking. The Giants are attacking!!
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March 22nd, 2005, 09:32 AM
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Giants are Anathema
The Giant Spider Lord has returned!!! And he shall SMITE Jotunheim’s moldy dragon pretender. Your filth shall fertilize our jungle gardens and undergo a metamorphosis to sweat vine flowers by the Great Spider Lord's grace. Grace!! (you hear that?) GRACE!!! (yup, that's right) G-RRRRRR-A-C-E!!!! POWER!! PURE DESTINY!! Onward my minions!! Onward!! Let the war drums beat!!! <froth froth>  [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bug.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bug.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] |
March 22nd, 2005, 07:50 PM
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Re: Giants are Anathema
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Your filth shall fertilize our jungle gardens and undergo a metamorphosis to sweat vine flowers by the Great Spider Lord's grace.
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Good thing I have plenty, then, the filthy bastard that I am. Hey, won't that make me the god of Fertility? Dude, you're overthrown! Get outta my garden, biatch!
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Grace!! (you hear that?) GRACE!!! (yup, that's right) G-RRRRRR-A-C-E!!!!
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March 23rd, 2005, 12:01 AM
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March 23rd, 2005, 12:38 PM
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Bugmaster\'s bodily functions
Chamber-pot-maid? Truly it saddens me that the 'Great Spider Lord' needs one! Must be all the raving and subsequent stress... Poor old bugger. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img]
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March 24th, 2005, 12:23 AM
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Re: Bugmaster\'s bodily functions
The Chamber-pot-maid is a luxury, dingle-berry. It means that the GREAT SPIDER LORD does not need to get out of bed in the middle of the cold night. But, a moldy dragon cannot understand such things as luxury. Even his army is made up of mindless vine creatures. Who ever heard of a chamber-pot-vine-ogre? Tsk. Tsk.
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