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[Strategia_In_Ultima]

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Another chilling PAIR of news stories, first of all the mysterious demise of Mr. NullAshton.

Mr. Ashton's banner sig was apparently what drove several people furious, the body was found orbiting a black hole in the Atull system.

The second news story, forum member StrategiaInUltima announces a personal disaster; he will not be able to be on the forums for at least till Tuesday. Mental hospital The Happy Loonie is standing by to receive him.

(Well, I just wanted to make it known, but NOBODY POSTED IN THE INSANITY RACE so I couldn't post it there.....)

In an entirely unrelated story, D.E. Gervais has been released from the same mental hospital earlier today. Specialists concluded that Mr. Gervais was not mentally normal but had reverted back again to his normal level of slightly wacky.

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