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Old April 1st, 2005, 11:23 AM
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Default Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:

91. Your weapons officer says "Wooops!" just as that alien ship explodes.
92. Your policy is: "Shoot first apologize later."
93. You cheated at a game of interstellor poker and the guy with the big bad *** warships wants his money back.
94. The last time you had sex, was with the mate of the EEE Emperor during some diplomatic function on their homeworld.
95. You know those funny looking things your people have been hunting on that world at the edge of your space? What if I told you they weren't animals, they were the children of some alien bad *** race on a field trip! - ooops.
96. If you have ever asked yourself; "Hum, what does this little red button do?" Only to push it and see a bright flash in the distant sky.
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