Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
100. You meet a Phong diplomat and hand him a thong (giggles ensue)....he doesn't have a sense of humor.
101. You've been referring to the Cue Cappa all these years as "Them dang purple bug eyed critters."
101a. You've been referring to them as "Mighty Fine eatin'"
102. You know that big ice world you destroyed just for sh## and giggles because who cares it was uninhabited anyway......yeah.....about that.
103. YOur flagship is the LEXX (anyone who's seen the series knows exactly what I mean).
104. You visit a methane breather's homeworld and begin your public address with "Man it wasn't me! and begin immature histarical laughs.
105. You give a Xi'Chung ambassador a "Terminex" gift card as a present.
106. Your alien intern accidentally spills coffee on your lap so you fire him.....out of a cannon....into the sun.
107. For april fools you send a fleet to your ally's homeworld threatening to destroy him.....then you start thinking "Well I'm already here anyway."
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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