family vs family, the rematch

[Zooko]

Uh-oh! Apparently my scouts failed to notice the EIGHTEEN CAVALRY-SIZED MAGICAL MONSTERS bearing FLAMING SWORDS. Perhaps it was because they were so glamorous and these lizard scouts have no eye for fashion.

[Zooko]

To: Her Highness Ambrosia, Feeder on Impurity, God of Magma, etc. etc.

From: Bwoony, God of Invincible Power, Lord of Dreams, Vengeful God and Refreshing Spring Water

Dear Beloved Sister:

Our trap has sprung perfectly! The foolish Van has delivered many of his glamorous flaming monster horsemen into my territory. However, I seem to have lost some of our notes. What was I supposed to, again, after the enemy conquers all of my provinces and besieges my castle?

I eagerly await your reply,

Your Eternal Brother,

Bwoony

[The Panther]

To Bwoony, Eternal brother of Her Highness Ambrosia and False Pretender of the Lizards.


My dear soon-to-be-departed enemy:

I think the plan was to put a lasting disease on the glamorous flaming monster horsemen to cause their eventual death after you are dead. That way, the Angels of Caelum could invade the monsters of Vanheim and easily kill off those wandering monsters.

At least that part of the plan seems to be working, except for the minor problem of having some random giants in the way.


Your conqueror,
Lord Fawkes, The True Pretender of the Sailors of Vanheim