OT: Marketing phrases that never worked.

[Atrocities]

2. Garrenteed Peace Of [censored]
3. Trust Us, its wonderful
4. This games adds the 5th X to 4x gaming! (Moo3) It always struck me as odd that they would have that on their box art, a quote from a review LONG before the game was ever released. False advertising I would say.
5. Yugo, our poweful 32hp, 3 cylinder motors will move you along at the ripping speeds of 35 mph.
6. Explodes when rear ended.
7. It might be ugly, but it runs like crap too.
8. Smells like a fart and tastes like [censored].
9. Join the Navy and Be a deck hand.
10. Sign up to be cannon fodder and get a nifty uniform.