OT: Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Whatever Quotes

[zircher]

O'Neil's "It's what I do", quote is a signature move for that character. :-)

After jerking Baal's chain...
Aide: "Do you think it is wise to provoke him?"
Jack: "It's what I do."

And a couple Heavy Metal quotes...

Ard: "If you refuse, you die; she dies; everybody dies."

Hanover Fiste: "He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"

Den: "What are they saying?"
Norl: "They talk of the savage beast who prowls these
catacombs with a fierce hunger and sharp teeth...
(gestures) six inches long."
Norl: "Sorry... (indicating)... sixteen inches long."
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TAZ

[Slick]

"I came here to chew some bubble gum and kick some @$$. And I'm all out of bubble gum" - Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live

[Frederick_d_Ohlmann]

"Don't worry about that bullet with your name on it, worry about that battle shell with "To Whom it may concern.""
Unknown General Warhammer 40k Armageddon War

As far as I remind it's an Cyberpunk RPG quote that is also in Netrunner (the CCG)

[Phoenix-D]

You don't have conversations with microprocessors..you tell them what to do then helplessly watch the disaster when they take you literally. -Startide Rising

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Frederick_d_Ohlmann said:

As far as I remind it's an Cyberpunk RPG quote that is also in Netrunner (the CCG)

That's been attributed to many sources, including the military. It's also obviously been re-used and re-cycled a lot.

[Baron Munchausen]

Slick said:
"I came here to chew some bubble gum and kick some @$$. And I'm all out of bubble gum" - Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live

Are you sure that's Piper from 'They Live'? It sounds like Kurt Russell (Snake Plissken) from 'Escape from LA' -- Hmm, same director for both movies. Maybe he re-used a quote?

[Starhawk]

"We are the knights that say.......KNEE!"
Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail

"Luke I am your........MOTHER!
Huuuuuuuuuuuuh?"
Thumb Wars the Phantom Cuticle

"We're gonna need some bigger guns!"
A quote used in multiple movies so many times it's actually kinda old.

"You kill anything that's got more then two legs you get me!"
That quickly dead guy from SST the movie

"She was pretty in an ugly sort of way."
I can't remember what book it was from because I've read too many but it was hilarious when in context.

"I don't really think I'd slap him.....I'm more of a puncher."
A girl I know from Kung Fu Gahd she's great lol!

"I'm missing you already."
Resident Evil: Alice to Spence

"Must go faster Must go faster."
Jurassic Park!

"God made man, man made dinasour, dinosour ate man, and woman ruled the earth."
Jurassic Park it's funny because I hate feminists lol

"I don't want my Freedom!"
The only seen from Chicken Run I saw

"I think I'll have his lower horn jerked
It's used to it WOOOOOOOO!"
Lurr Ruler of Planet Omicron Persii Eight and Bender from FUTURAMA!

[Slick]

Baron Munchausen said:

Are you sure that's Piper from 'They Live'? It sounds like Kurt Russell (Snake Plissken) from 'Escape from LA' -- Hmm, same director for both movies. Maybe he re-used a quote?

I'm sure. Ol' Snake had some great ones too.

[ZeroAdunn]

"I don't do things cause they work, I do things cause they're cool." - me

[ZeroAdunn]

Star Wars, Episode III:

Yoda: Words we tried, listen you did not, now screwed we all will be.