OT: Look what I can do...

[Suicide Junkie]

NullAshton said:
Nothing compared to my 500 or so lines of spagetti code written in qbasic.

Or my first serious program, which was almost a thousand lines of GW-Basic code.
All my variables were 4 or 5 character acronyms.
And it had no elses or block-ifs, since I didn't know about them at the time.
Instead, I used If-Dosomething-Goto

I'd estimate that up to 10% of the instructions in that program were gotos!

But at least it was neat, well organized spaghetti code.