OT: Talking About Fine Looking Women!

[Atrocities]

[bent logic]
I would just say give her your banana and lay back but that would be just too sick to consider.....
[/bent logic]

[back story]
She has a name, Tammy. Many years ago a couple of friends of mine tried to set me up with a she/he male/female beasty women with a mono brow and huge buck front teeth. The kind of women that would make any Klingon male proud to call his own. However I am not a klingon, despite the behind the back jokes and subtle induendos... I am more like a Romulan to be honest with you. And playing my part, I set Tammy up with an annoying social moron that coined such phrases as "you owe me gas money" for having invited him over for thanksgiving dinner. This guy was the father of my first borne nephew, but later lost his parental rights when the the state discovered that my nephew was going to inhert a lot of money from my sisters estate. (Corruption and CPS are one in the same.)

Any ways, Mike is a nice guy but to put it mildly, Mike is a finger nail and the world is his chalk board. He was living with me at the time, and driving me insane. My then, now ex, GF despised him horribly so I had to find a way to get rid of him without being mean. So after my then, ex GF, broke up with me my so called friends introduced me to Tammy. Knowing full well that they did not have my best interest at heart, I turned the tables on them and introduced Tammy to Mike..... Then spent the next six years fearing that they would bread the anti-christ.

Thankfuly nothing was spawned from their union. I would say marrage but that would defile the meaning of the word ten fold.

Any ways, I was amazed to find Tammy's photo on a web site and just had to share with you all my nightmare, that one day I would wake up following a hard night of drinking, next to her.
[/back story]

NOTE: If that ever did happen, there would be a gun cleaning accident, or two.