Invisible Swarm III: over

Boron · #1 June 17th, 2005, 06:42 AM

Only Jurri left.

Jurri · #2 June 17th, 2005, 07:35 AM

...and it's a new turn!

PashaDawg · #3 June 17th, 2005, 09:19 AM

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It is with great regret that the Wise Luminescent Shedu of Arco declares that he had no choice but to follow the unanimous advice of the Arcoscephalian Council of Philosophers in declaring a War of Defensive Aggression on the Kingdom of Ulm.

The Ulmish tin cans' unrelenting infringements on the divine sovereignty of the peaceful Dominion of Arcoscephale could no longer be ignored by the Council of Philosophers or His Divine Wise Luminescence. Ulm's sick, deviant, and covert campaign to cynically contaminate and mutate natural justice could no longer be endured. It must be resisted and defeated for the peaceful futures of all nations! Arco heeds the call for the defense of justice!!

His Luminescence has been authorized by the Council in the name of ideal LOVE and pure VIRTUE to accept Ulm unconditional surrender once the Tin Cans admit the truth and renounce their errant ways.

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CUnknown · #4 June 17th, 2005, 01:07 PM

A Ulmish military receptionist picks up the phone:

"Hello, Ulm Military. You'd like to make war with us. Okay, great. What is your account number? No account number, hmm. You'll have to fill out this form, in triplicate, then send it back to us. Make sure it's signed by all important members of your governm.. You say your Shedu only has hooves and can't pick up a pen. Well... sir. Sir... that's not our problem. I know that might slow things down, but most of the Ulm military is busy right now anyway, and so you'd have to wait regardless. Yeah. Mm-hmm, that's right. Perhaps you'd like to come back at a more convenient time for the Ulmish Legions?"

Jurri · #5 June 17th, 2005, 02:54 PM

The squiggly squids of the Sunken City wish to express their admiration towards the noble ideals and virtuous way of life of the winged cow! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Rose.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Rose.gif[/img]

We only fear that not even the coming bloodshed will be enough to wash away the grievous sins and crimes against nature of the cruel nation of Ulm. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img]

PashaDawg · #6 June 17th, 2005, 03:56 PM

Ironhawk · #7 June 17th, 2005, 05:39 PM

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Jurri said:
The squiggly squids of the Sunken City wish to express their admiration towards the noble ideals and virtuous way of life of the winged cow! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Rose.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Rose.gif[/img]

We only fear that not even the coming bloodshed will be enough to wash away the grievous sins and crimes against nature of the cruel nation of Ulm. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img]

Crimes against nature? Arent you from another planet??

jeffr · #8 June 17th, 2005, 11:35 PM

Has anyone noticed that Boron has about a million jaguar warriors and that they are really nasty with a fire 9 bless?

He just wiped the floor with a recon force of White Centaurs that were scouting Tien Chi (before Mictlan so rudely interrupted and attacked the Tien Chi capital and happened to discover them). The good guys never had a chance.