Re: Holiday season
The pretender of Tien Chi, the false god Yuck Fou has been slain by the brave and noble Jotun Giants. The killing blows were administered, fittingly, with a weapon of Abysian manufacture, a Kryss Knife which had been removed from the stinking corpse of an Abysian slayer mere hours before the perfidious Tien Chi army attacked.
Yuck Fou's death on the battlefield is proof that he is not a true god, but rather a charlatan dressed in a papier-mache dragon costume. His corpse shall be burned forthwith, save the head, hands, and feet. The head will be mailed back to the high mandarins of the corrupt empire of Tien Chi, and the severed extremities sent to the four corners of the land to demonstrate their desperate weakness.
Death to the enemies of Jotun! All hail Soapyfrog, defender of the true faith and champion of all free peoples!! Huzzah!
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Hate to hold everyone up. If aku (or whomever) wants to email me the trn file I can email my 2h file back. Otherwise I'll get to it late tonight but it might be too late by then. Sorry about that.
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