Would I get promoted? (I'm bull-sh*ting, ignore this thread!) :-p

Since back arrow does not work, I suppose that I am supposed to post something here.
As I am 45 years old that may be the calibre of the gun I use. But since I smoke a 50 pipe machine gun while laying it on the line, I could do even more, without resort to a smoking gun Gunsmoke theme. As you may recall, I made an offer to trade in my collection for a $100000, which is a 21 bit address in hexadecimal. So I got a 21 gun salute and traded them lock stock and barrel in the smoke and mirrors for a map10a design staffed with a set of 10 foot poles to run the show. So you could say that thy rod and thy staff they confort me. But that is me and thee not I who am still sitting here shooting the breeze for lack of a better target. Since the light bulbs burned out I am now whistling in the dark.

You may notice that there are many elisions in what I write. This allows you to make up your own lies if you do not like to take the lie I tell lying down.

So by the way, what am I supposed to do next ? Feel free to answer as you please/like/prefer.