Are there any advisors at all around here ?

#1 September 8th, 2001, 01:22 AM

Which is dumber ?
Beating a dead horse
Putting the cart before the horse

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#2 September 8th, 2001, 01:50 AM

Which one is worse ?

An unanswerable question
An unquestionable answer

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Which one is more likely to smell to High Heaven ?

An unpalatable truth
An untruthful palate

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#3 September 8th, 2001, 01:52 AM

Which one is more likely to either trip you up or get you a trip upstairs ?

A rigged exam
An unexamined rig

Suicide Junkie · #4 September 8th, 2001, 01:55 AM

quote:
Which is dumber ?
Beating a dead horse
Putting the cart before the horse

Beating a dead horse is sickening, but may be fun.
An inventor could put the cart before the horse, and end up with the equivalent of a rear-wheel drive vehicle.

quote:
Which one is harder to take with a grain of salt ?
A transparent lie
An opaque truth

Clearly the opaque truth, since the lie is obvious.

Advertisers have known this for ages, and use opaque truths such as misleading statistics.

[This message has been edited by suicide_junkie (edited 08 September 2001).]

#5 September 8th, 2001, 02:00 AM

Which one is more likely to be a threat to life and limb when sailing the high seas ?

A berth 10 forward
A forward bertha

Reference Star Trek, song "Caveman, Cavewoman"

geoschmo · #6 September 8th, 2001, 02:08 AM

quote:
Originally posted by LCC:
I have a suggestion. I should be paid 100 million dollars a year to stop speaking in public places. I will work on an English language statement generator.....

If you clasify posting on this forum as speaking in public places, then I would gladly make a contribution to that fund.

#7 September 8th, 2001, 02:09 AM

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