OT: Refurbished computers?

[dogscoff]

Will said:
But I'm not aware of any large numbers of support staff that have been outsourced to Iran or the Middle East. A lot of the more conservative segments of the Persian and Arabic populations still don't take too kindly to capitalist American influence

LOL!

Customer : Hi, I want to complain about this power supply I bought the other day.
Middle Eastern Call Centre Agent : You want to complain? I want to complain! I live in one of the most unstable and dangerous countries in the world! I mean the fundamentalists have guns, the Iranians have nukes and the Americans have Jesus. I just about crap my pants every time I open the newspaper.
Customer : Ummm, well, right. The thing is, when I switch it on...
Middle Eastern Call Centre Agent : I mean it's hardly our fault. Sure, we've done some crazy [censored], but what do you expect? For the last hundred and fifty years, we've had Western imperialists killing our people, plundering our natural resources, looting our cultural treasures, inciting religious and ethnic conflicts and meddling in our political autonomy to suit their own ends. It's hardly an environment conducive to the development of a secure and moderate socio-political landscape, is it?
Customer : Do you think if I took it back to the store they'd...
Middle Eastern Call Centre Agent : And then they have the nerve to call us terrorists! The bloody cheek! No wonder everyone's so pissed off all the time. And don't even get me started on the Israeli thing...
Customer : *klik* *dial tone*

**NOTE** The opinions of the middle eastern call centre agent do not necessarily reflect those of the author. Just a joke guys, no need for another flame war.