OT: Good quotes

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

"Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, but the dice are loaded."
-Taken from the splashscreen upon researching Probability Mechanics in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.

"Ommmmmmminous Hummmmmmm....."
-Do I need to explain?

There's load more but I gone and forgot 'em.

[Emperor's Child]

I love these:

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

"Veni, Vidi, Vici" (I came, I saw, I conquered)

"Nuts"