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[Zooko]

Tien Chi is engaged in a titanic struggle against the combined forces of Pangaea and Arcoscephale. Last month they had conquered all but two of our provinces, but this month we defeated two small armies and won back some territory.

Let it be known that all citizens of the nations formerly known as Pangaea and Arcoscephale will be treated fairly and paid a reasonable wage once their nations are properly Enlightened.

Regards,

Bwoo the Enlightener

[Zooko]

Dear Unspecified Enemy:

Heh heh. That death match was a pretty stupid move on my part. I was imagining some big beefy opponent, not a swarm of 30 skeletons. :-/

I think if I had told my 13 Demons of Heavenly Fires to fire at Large Enemy Monsters instead of at Enemy Cavalry, then your Pretender would have died.

But anyway, I have to give you credit for a brilliant tactical reversal by bringing in a bunch of HARPIES of all things! If it hadn't been for those damned harpies then I either would have won and destroyed you, or I would have lost but left you with almost no army remaining...

[Turin]

dear very specified enemy, I had built the harpies only to patrol my home proovince and defend against the siege mostly, so no tactical brilliance on my part.
I had to break the siege that turn, because my lab got destroyed in my capital, so there wasn´t much left for me to do there.

[Zooko]

Ah. Lucky you then! The harpies slew both of my death mages, rendering my Spirits helpless (they also quickly slew all of my other mages except for Lu. Ouch!). Without Spirit support, the Demons were no match for your fierce Centaurs and Pretender. If the Spirit support had been there, then my noble Demons would have dealt out more damage than they did.

I'm glad to hear of the fire in your lab. I'll reward my saboteurs handsomely in gold and magical trinkets.

[Zooko]

Okay, so the glorious Empire of Tien Chi has shrunk to a single capitol province, and is surrounded by infidel Pegasus Riders and woodland beastmen. However, we implore all citizens currently subjugated by those aggressors to keep hope and keep the white candles of Bwooism burning brightly.

Our remaining Celestial Masters are preparing a new strategy to liberate and Enlighten all of Greater Tien Chi.

[The Panther]

By the way, it seems that the server is down.

[Zooko]

I had a server problem. It is now fixed. Sorry for the interruption of service.