Re: OT: Hey You Weirdos!
Being caught in an act of Bestiality in Denmark. Strangely it isn't illegal there, so there's no legal problem, but when your friends and family find out...
On a more plausible route:
'Tragic' car accidents involving all her pets.
First offences with small amounts of drugs will, I think, not get prison time, depending on the country in question.
If the firm she work for does random drug testing then arrange for her to be 'randomly' tested the afternoon after you've spiked her lunch with drug of your choice.
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