OT: Something worrying

[AgentZero]

Sigh... Crazy Italians. Personally, I think we'd all be better off if everyone followed the principle tennent of my religion, the Church of Iscool, which is, basically, I'll believe whatever I want, and you believe whatever you want, and as long as neither of us try to change the other mind, it's cool.
I'm an ardant aethiest, but I've friends from all faiths (hell, my sister's Bhudist [sp]), and we all get along just fine because none of us try to change the minds of anyone else, except for the laugh.
Now if the rest of the world could be like us, I think we'd all be a lot happier.

[Will]

Emo Phillips said:
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well... are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
He said, "Baptist Church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
He said,"Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

[Ruatha]

What's this TROLL religion about then?
Does it have anything to do with shoes?
What is your sign, oh holy prophet of the Trolls?

*Looks around for any divine sign*

[Mephisto]

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