OT: What is your deepest dream/desire?

[AgentZero]

I'd like to be God. That'd be good fun I think. People give you credit for all the good things, and you get to blame all the bad things on someone else. Ideal job, no?
Of course, I'd be a bit more proactive in the whole God thing. A few smitings here & there, throw in a few miracles, and every now & then show up on an evangelical TV show and berate them for getting it completely wrong.
And I'd make AT my archangel, coz no one would mess with a god whose right hand man is named Atrocities.