WALLY WORLD Employment Application

[Sertorius]

"After my most recent trip to the mighty Wally world, (Wal-Mart) I have come to the firm and unshakeable conclusion that Wal-Mart is not only a magnate for low life, trailer living, dirt floor loving, goat ropen, buck tooth, fight looking, dumbasses of the world, but they also employ them."

Really, Now? The last time I was in one of those dumps it was third world city. Your application has since been updated to be printed in Spanish in support of Bush administration immigration (or lack of) policies.