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Old July 17th, 2006, 11:50 AM

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Default Re: Jurri Sucks Dust Mites

Well, before Pasha Mama died we were able to capture some of the immense (and positively vile) flatulence she routinely let off, in a Bag of Winds I graciously supplied. This had a remarkable effect on the Air elementals that were trapped in the Bag of Winds with mama's whoopsie !

We wern't finished though, for thanks to the Capture of the Amon Hotep headress from one one of Jurris Air Queens, we managed to Mummify the greatest of these Ghastly Air Elementals, the result...well you will surely see the result first hand Shovah.

And we will all weep for a world gone mad enough to unleash such a nightmare upon a helpless world!
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Old July 18th, 2006, 08:58 AM
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Default Re: Jurri Sucks Dust Mites

Pike has it exactly! Watch out, Water Foul & Weener Puppet.
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Old July 18th, 2006, 08:59 AM
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Default Turn 60

Turn 60 is out.

Deadline is Wednesday night at 9 pm Boston Time.

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Old July 18th, 2006, 02:08 PM

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So im suposed to be afraid of mummified flatulence? Im not impressed.
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Old July 19th, 2006, 08:18 AM

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Default Your doom is nigh!

An embalmed fart sure is a scary idea, but maybe not in the sense you'd hope.

Looks like my doomsday weapon has finally shut you dudes up. It is true that it is an aweinspiring thing, and words from mere lowlifes such as you would hardly befit its splendor. Such reverence for it will surely gain you a place in the Hell of Endless Pain once I finally ascend, instead of the much crueler Hell of Vile Exhaust. (Courtesy of Pasha Momma. Any plans on getting her back, by the way? I'd so like to kill her again!)
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Old July 20th, 2006, 09:29 AM
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Default The Flushing Begins!

The Arco Press Department is pleased to announce that the Great Flushing has begun, and soon the Water Foul shall be soon completely dispatched to the Sea.

The great folk of Ulm shall soon be once again under the rule of land folk.

Their Arco and Pan heroes are on the way!
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Old July 20th, 2006, 11:08 AM

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Default Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes

That was so huge a fluke, that I'm not even going to give my usual whine/boast.

Really, that was possibly the biggest fluke I've seen in dom2. Until this the winner was perhaps when mages started targeting mechanical men (mindless =immune to mind spells) with mind burn and enslave mind and such, but this certainly takes the cake. Words fail me.
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