SE V: How Do You Turn Off

[Will]

Atrocities said:
SE V: How Do You Turn Off

Ok, first, grab a notebook and a pen, you'll probably need to take some notes.

Turning off SE V takes quite an effort of will. First, you must bring up the game menu. You will need to click on the "QUIT" button.

Next, go to the Windows Start Menu, and select "Turn Off Your Computer" or "Shut Down". This may take a while, depending on how many programs you have open.

After that, you will need to unplug your computer. Failure to do this may result in an urge to turn it back on and reload SE V.

Once the computer is off and unplugged, place it and the SE V install disk inside of a fireproof and waterproof safe. Be sure that you do not know the combintion to the safe, only someone trustworthy may know it.

Load the safe into a vehicle, and drive to the nearest large body of water. Take it out on a boat a few miles, and dump it in the water.

When you return from that, you must destroy all credit cards, lest you purchase a new computer and copy of SE V. It is also advisable to have poloroids of yourself posted in game stores, so the employees know not to sell you a copy.

It may also be necessary to commit some minor law infraction, so you will be kept safe in a jail cell, unable to restart SE V.

...

Oh, how do you turn off the MUSIC. Oh, that's easy. Lots of people in the thread already answered that.