Dawggie Does Dominions - JURRI WINS!!

PashaDawg · #1 October 25th, 2006, 09:08 AM

Hmmmm... someone is lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime!

okiN · #2 October 25th, 2006, 10:54 AM

Why, that's a perfect summary of what djo is doing! Well put, PashaDawg, well put.

PashaDawg · #3 October 25th, 2006, 01:54 PM

Hmmm... Oh! Ulm is not saying WHO is doing the lying... we are not sure if we can trust either the insane fiends of the watery deep or the odd ones from the rocky deep!

YellowCactus · #4 October 25th, 2006, 02:10 PM

I've ordered the game, please add me to your sitter list....

-Yc

djo · #5 October 25th, 2006, 06:15 PM

I think I'm feeling threatened because of the SOUL-SUCKING INSANITY DOMINION pressing in on all sides. And you've got a pretender and I don't (that can't be fair). And all those...things...on my border. (What are they, anyway? Frogs? People? Frog-people? That ain't right, either...people and frogs aren't supposed to be mating, no sir.)

Red candles all over (shudder).

I think the insanity is already starting.

okiN · #6 October 25th, 2006, 06:45 PM

Look, man, how is it our fault that your people are turning to our religion? I think it's time for some serious introspection here.

I won't lie, the cult of Ganon has a very attractive benefit package.

Furthermore, I think it's completely disgraceful that you go around poking your big, fat nose into the affairs of the citizens of R'lyeh. What they do in the sanctity of their bedrooms is no business of yours whatsoever, and you'd do well to remember that.

As for them residing on the border, I'd like to take this time to inform you that we here in R'lyeh believe in freedom. Freedom of choice. Those people are there because they want to be there. Perhaps they admire the mountainous scenery or enjoy the brisk, coastal air. Unlike you, we don't pry into the private lives of our citizens, and frankly we'd rather you didn't, either. If you don't love freedom, that's your choice, but you'd better give us ours or there'll be hell to pay.

Good day, sir.

djo · #7 October 25th, 2006, 07:58 PM

R'lyeh? Choice? Pfah! Why, it was not too many moons ago that I was walking down the street (one of our long, straight, beautifully paved underground streets), when a clean-cut gentleman in a white suit handed me some interesting literature in the form a self-published pamphlet. He was convinced that the end of the world was nigh, and that the apocalypse would come "gibbering, from the sea, in squamous, leprous, bulbous, creeping horror". As any sane man would do, I said, "Pshaw!" and walked on.

But then the frog-people started coming on-shore, with their odd languages, and odd cooking, and none of them working or paying taxes, either. Suddenly I realized the truth of what that kind gentleman was saying, and thus we swore: R'lyeh would be burned to the ground, or should be burned were it not underwater. That small point gave me some mental contortions for some time, I may say, until I realized we could do just as well by burying that twisted city under piles of very heavy rocks, of which we have many.

In conclusion, I think my carefully reasoned arguments will sway any intelligent man/woman/beast/wyrm/etc. of the essential truth of the matter: R'lyeh is evil, we are good, and...wait...no, that about sums it up.

Signing off,

Agartha