Dawggie Does Dominions - JURRI WINS!!

okiN · #1 October 26th, 2006, 01:19 PM

Ah, so that's it. The cat's out of the bag and what it all comes down to is racism and Agarthan xenophobia. You don't speak our words and our food doesn't suit you so you deem yourselves superior. Our anarchist utopia is beyond the comprehension of your rock-filled brains so you fear us, and to overcome that fear you slander and threaten us, trying to turn the world against our people.

We are peaceful folk, but our patience is not endless. Bite your tongue, worm, or face the consequences.

PashaDawg · #2 October 27th, 2006, 12:05 AM

Turn 13 is out.

Deadline is Sunday night at 9pm Boston time.

Pasha

djo · #3 October 27th, 2006, 06:56 AM

You know, I see a lot of words, but all I hear are bubbles of hot air popping as they rise from the deeps. Blah, blah, blah.

By the way, worms are the slimy things with no arms or legs. You know, like your worshippers. Or some of them. We have heard from good authority that many of your so-called sacred beings have too many arms/legs/tentacles, while others have too few. We, the good people of Agartha, all have the proper number of limbs (4).

okiN · #4 October 27th, 2006, 11:00 AM

So be it. We extended our hand in friendship, but you would bite it as does a rabid cur. We have no medicine to cure the malignant rancor that plagues your minds and are forced to abandon hopes of amity between our two peoples. Nevertheless, we wish to... avoid needless bloodshed and will forgo the complete and utter extermination of the Agarthan taint that has afflicted the world for so long as the decision is in our hands.

You would do well to consider your future actions more carefully than you have your words up to this point.

PashaDawg · #5 October 29th, 2006, 01:56 PM

Turn 14 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday at 9pm Boston time.

Pasha

KissBlade · #6 October 29th, 2006, 07:01 PM

Ah does no one help poor Patala against Ashen Empire's mighty armies? =)

PashaDawg · #7 October 31st, 2006, 08:41 PM

Turn 15 is out.

Deadline is Thursday at 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

djo · #8 October 31st, 2006, 10:07 PM

Quote:

KissBlade said:
Ah does no one help poor Patala against Ashen Empire's mighty armies? =)

They will all rue the day...the dead came looking for the monkeys, and no one listened to their high-pitched girly-shrieks. The Agarthans called for aid, in their deep, manly, cavernous voices, but no one heeded our words. Near 500 madmen and squid stand on our borders, and no doubt thousands of dead stand on your borders, but still the others ignore us. They will regret it. When the end comes for them, they will wonder, why didn't we help Agartha? Why did we let them perish? Surely some kind neighbor will assist us, now that the hideous hordes of dead madmen slosh against our castle walls.

But those cries will not be answered, for you let all your neighbors die.

The moral of the story: the coastline of a penninsula 2 hops away from LA R'lyeh and its awake pretender is, to put it mildly, not a good starting position.