Re: SEV Kwok Mod: Fighters won\'t fire at Planet!
That’s the problem with all these blasted treaties! I say nuke ‘em then talk!
PE Shang: I have come in the name of the Tal-Re Republic and all the worlds it represents to offer you the gift of peace in the form of this most generous treaty.
….silance…
PE Shang: I said I have come to make peace, are you not willing to make peace so our two great species may share the stars?
…silence…
PE Shang: FINE! Than we shall raise your cities, exterminate your species, and eat your Figgy Pudding! <turning on his hills> Admiral bombard these worthless creatures into dust!
Admiral: Right away Mr. President-Elect!
Captain turning to the Admiral: Does he know he was speaking to bones and we exterminated them last month?
Admiral turning to Captain: What worries me is what happens when he finds out they never had figgy pudding.
Captain to Admiral walking back to ship: Do you think he will ever get elected to President?
Admiral: What, he’s not bad enough already?
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President Elect Shang; Tal-Re Republic of Free Worlds
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