Cliche Mod idea

[B0rsuk]

Uh-Nu-Buh said:
"A bunch of fabulous fall leaves of gorgeous gold, beautiful brown, and orangalicious orange hue were found in a badger's den! You lucky lucky lucky lucky dog you!!"

Badgers are the Master Race !

[HoneyBadger]

Badgers should be a major new race in the game. Infact, there should be plenty of talking (or in the case of badgers, typing) animals and Animorphs (everyone loves fuzzies, especially certain demographics which this game normally would not reach) in the game outside the boundaries of the overly-explicit Pangaea. Each hero shall come fully equipped with not only a complex interweaving love-interest, but atleast one mandatory fuzzy sidekick, and/or golem/loremaster/second, kinkier love-interest/talking horse/insect-in-a-tophat, and a large, extended family (several of which will costar as either sidekicks, comic relief, really, REALLY kinky love-interest (we're trying to reach that demographic, too), or recurring villains: said villains revealing their identity as long lost father/mother/uncle/cousin/sister/brother/clone within the course of the game and then switching sides against the evil enemy forces in the last few rounds of any battle in which the player would otherwise lose.) Note, the hero's initial fuzzy sidekick can double as the following: comic relief (a popular choice), savage-yet noble-thug, kinky love-interest, long-lost-relation-disguised-as-a-villain- disguised-as-a-sidekick.
Furthermore, all graphics shall be redone in Anime style and Blood Magic (ick) shall be renamed Hentai.

[UninspiredName]

...I am deeply disturbed.

[B0rsuk]

This is no laughing matter. I already considered modding a badger nation - with heavily armored badgers, three-headed firebreathing badgers, melisus (badger with wings, I actually saw one in my dream once) and others. And don't forget


And there will be badger tribe poptype (+1hp, darkvision, precision -1)

[Uh-Nu-Buh]

The Warm Fuzzy mod is excellent. The Badger Mod sucks. That doesn't sound very Cliche. It sounds perfectly legitimate. Now, put some bikinis on those badgers, make them ride megadragons, and give them 4 arms and 4 misc item spots, then you are talking.

Better yet, give them all cadillacs.

[B0rsuk]

Uh-Nu-Buh said:
The Warm Fuzzy mod is excellent. The Badger Mod sucks. That doesn't sound very Cliche. It sounds perfectly legitimate.

I never said it does. I just made OT post. I couldn't resist. Not when there are badgers involved.

[Tichy]

Going OT is soooo cliche.