random settings won by AI (Meglobob)

[Meglobob]

Kydorias said:
Lord Meglobob of Agartha,

You make this game fun already

I have given orders for several Brigades of monkeys to fling handfuls of warm feces at your warriors in honor of your fighting prowess.

--Ophelia, Queen of Patala

That's outrageous, do you know how hard Agarthan armour is to keep clean and shiny?

[Kydorias]

Ha! Mine eyes spy mighty Legions of Undead and the despicable dwellers of the Underground advancing upon my lands! The glorious jungle kingdom of Patala will never surrender and shall fight the evil invaders down to the last talon. Already one strong cohort of blithering, gibbering cave dwellers lies staring at the stars, bodies broken and limbs twisted by the mighty Monkey Warriors of Patala.

Agartha, I would plead for peace, but instead I shall take the shiny buttocks of a Merkata and send them to you to plant upon them your bloated lips in homage to the Goddess of Patala.

Though I may pass soon from these lands, I shall drag many cohorts of Undead and legions of cave dwellers down into the pits of Hades along with me!

I relish the glory of further battle you heathen scum! Hahahaa....

--Ophelia, Queen of Patala

[Meglobob]

Cool, fight to the last monkey! Agartha and Ermor enjoy a good slaughter/bloodbath...

I hear tell that in the west, Pangaea has too fallen, even more quickly than Patala...that must have been even more bloody...Mictian conquered them.

Does conflict wage elsewhere in the lands?

What of R'lyeh and T'ien Ch'i?

[Teraswaerto]

Pangaea is still resisting, but Agares can not be denied. Some lizards have also been sighted.

[Zebion]

Pangae has yet to fall! We shall strike back against the trecherous blood hunters. They may have the woodlands cornered,but the wilds will once again rise up and cover the cities and temples.