random settings won by AI (Meglobob)

[Kydorias]

Ha! Mine eyes spy mighty Legions of Undead and the despicable dwellers of the Underground advancing upon my lands! The glorious jungle kingdom of Patala will never surrender and shall fight the evil invaders down to the last talon. Already one strong cohort of blithering, gibbering cave dwellers lies staring at the stars, bodies broken and limbs twisted by the mighty Monkey Warriors of Patala.

Agartha, I would plead for peace, but instead I shall take the shiny buttocks of a Merkata and send them to you to plant upon them your bloated lips in homage to the Goddess of Patala.

Though I may pass soon from these lands, I shall drag many cohorts of Undead and legions of cave dwellers down into the pits of Hades along with me!

I relish the glory of further battle you heathen scum! Hahahaa....

--Ophelia, Queen of Patala