ANGRY!!! Squish!

[HoneyBadger]

I'M ANGRY BECAUSE UH-NU-BUH SQUISHED ME!! I AM A BADGER! I AM FURRY! PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SQUISH BADGERS FOR WE ARE GENTLE WOODLAND CREATURES!!! I SHALL SQUISH UH-NU-BUH! SQUISH-SQUISH!!! YOUR NEW NAME SHALL BE UH-NU-BUG AND I WILL SQUISH YOU!!

[Uh-Nu-Buh]

HA HA! HoneyBadger is so tiny he has disappeared. I SQUISH!ed him into a singularity. HA HA! My superior SQUISH!ing abilities are the stuff of legend....

As for YOU, UninspiredName, well, ok, you're right. But that does not save you! SQUISH! HA HA!

MrMorden--been there, done that, I sure can empathize.... My advice? Make an Oreiad every single cotton picking turn. They rock.