Scenario: 300 Van versus 1 Million C'Tisians

Shovah32 · #1 December 22nd, 2006, 06:22 PM

Yea, i guesed it was thermopylae

Arralen · #2 December 22nd, 2006, 10:02 PM

.. what a crap ...

Mind Elemental · #3 December 22nd, 2006, 10:27 PM

Maybe they're EA Vans?

Whatever they are, they've got an A9 bless as well.

Uh-Nu-Buh · #4 December 23rd, 2006, 12:07 AM

It got me jazzed.... Sorry my buildup disappointed you guys. The graphic novel was great, and the movie looks really cool to me.

I have to admit I am a sucker for lost causes, last stands, heroic idiocy. David Gemmel's books hook me in just like this did (Legend, Druss The Axe, etc.).

Epaminondas · #5 December 23rd, 2006, 01:28 AM

I am sure you know that no respectable historian today believes the million men-plus number Herodotus gives for Xerxes' invasion force!

It probably numbered no more than 200,000 at most.

To my knowledge, the largest army ever assembled in antiquity was the "million-men" army that the Sui tyrant Yangdi fetched against Koguryo, a powerful Korean-Manchurian kingdom. In this case, while contemporary historians do not accept the one-million number, they do assume that this army may have perhaps number over half a million--which makes it around the size of Napoleon's army when he invaded Russia. The Sui numbers are far more reliable than the Persian numbers, because 1) the Sui number was given by firsthand (that is, Chinese) sources, while the Persian number was given by the Greeks; and 2) the Sui kept a far more detailed and therefore credible record of the composition and organization of their massive army than the Greeks writing about the Persians.

Endoperez · #6 December 23rd, 2006, 08:00 AM

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Uh-Nu-Buh said:
It got me jazzed.... Sorry my buildup disappointed you guys. The graphic novel was great, and the movie looks really cool to me.

I have to admit I am a sucker for lost causes, last stands, heroic idiocy. David Gemmel's books hook me in just like this did (Legend, Druss The Axe, etc.).

I just love Gemmel's books. However, in them, there's no ridiculous stupidity. I mean, a guy jumping to the midst of his enemies? How could he jump so high from even ground? To me, the trailer seemed like badly coreographed animation or something. It might look realistic, but on the other hand, it didn't have much to do with fighting or staying alive or killing. If it was told on a campfire, it would have been nice I guess, but when all the ridiculous things are put after each other...

Uh-Nu-Buh · #7 December 23rd, 2006, 09:55 AM

Epaminondas--check the wikipedia link in my earlier post. Different historians believe different things. I had always heard it was 150,000. The subject of my post refers to the movie though--and in the movie there are supposed to be a million persians....

It will be interesting to see the Immortals, how they are depicted, etc.

Endoperez--Gemmel does too have ridiculous stupidity in his books! The difference is that the idiot dies young and fast and is nevermore mentioned....

Yeah, I get your meaning. However, the comic book/graphic novel was a dramatization of thermopylae, and the movie was based on the graphic novel and further dramatized.

Personally, I don't look for that much realism in a fantasy movie. I don't want to know that half the people are going nuts due to the nervous system damage of syphilis and gonnorrhea, that the beautiful women had mouths full of crooked and rotten teath, that complexions were the opposite of creamy and smooth, that lice and fleas were the norm, and that people routinely drank the clear water out of sewer ditches, becaus as long as it was fairly clear it must be healthy. Diarrhea was common. Tooth aches caused more fights than slights to honor. Etc. ad nauseum. I'd rather a Homer's or Herodotus' view of these times/men/heroes--tough, strong men of cunning and skill. Tall and handsome and full of vigor and vitality. Heroes, who answer the call and fight the day through. Strong armed and gods blessed, swift of foot, sure of sight.

I classify this movie as a fantasy, and I look forward to it (now watch it turn out to be the worst movie of the new year.)

PrinzMegaherz · #8 December 23rd, 2006, 11:25 AM

The trailer was awesome. But I doubt they made a full movie this stunning

Epaminondas · #9 December 23rd, 2006, 01:56 PM

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Uh-Nu-Buh said:

Epaminondas--check the wikipedia link in my earlier post. Different historians believe different things. I had always heard it was 150,000. The subject of my post refers to the movie though--and in the movie there are supposed to be a million persians....

Uh-nu-Buh,

I did briefly glance through the Wikipedia article but you have to understand that Wikipedia articles are not always to be taken seriously. They are seldom written by experts in the field, and in fact any Joe Shmoe can enter his 5 cents.