OT: Sorry guys, bad Christmas news (Humour)...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

I've gotten a letter from Santa. Seems the jolly old man isn't doing so well. It's best explained by the man himself, so I've enclosed a copy of the letter.

Dear friends,

These past years havn't gone very well. I've been having tight times, monetarily. I've been able to stay afloat, however, I've had to lay off many of the elves and sell my reindeer and sleigh. All the transportation I've been able to buy is a donkey.

He's old and tired and very slow, so if I don't get there by Christmas, I'm out on my *** in the snow.

From, Santa.

[Atrocities]

I got one too, it asked me for money. I paypal'ed him $0.50 cents and told him to never mind about giving all the rich people gifts this year. They don't need any more crap, but we poor folks do.