Wrath of Opposing Fates (WOOF) - Wraithlord Wins!

PashaDawg · #1 January 22nd, 2007, 12:14 AM

Turn 13 is out.

Deadline is Monday at 9pm Boston time.

Pasha

PashaDawg · #2 January 23rd, 2007, 12:30 AM

Turn 14 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday.

PashaDawg · #3 January 23rd, 2007, 01:06 AM

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NEWS FLASH!

In a daring move for the benefit of the whole world, Pasha Babe has rallied the Sauromatian Nation to strike the Surely Too Evil Villainous Ermor (STEVE) before Graknor can further steer STEVE toward his stink-ball plans.

"A lot went into this decision," announced Pasha Babe at this morning's press conference. "It was only after a lot of thought, listening to Sauromatia's Witch Kings, and flaying a great many slaves, that I committed Sauromatia to the next step in its inevitable glory for the benefit of the whole world! Just look how STEVE wastes their grasslands! I have a 3-point plan that will..." <massive cheers drown out rest of speech after which 5 Ermorian "spies" are flayed before the whooting crowd>

Stay tuned for all the glorious news as our imbedded reporters keep you informed of the latest.

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djo · #4 January 23rd, 2007, 06:36 PM

This is all propaganda. I lost no spies. I have in my possession the sworn testimony of no less than seventeen witnesses attesting that the so-called "spies" flayed in a pitiful attempt to rally the Sauromation public were, in fact, large stuffed animals stolen from the concessions booth of a local carnival.

Hint to the Sauromationians: when you flay something, you should end up with sticky red stuff, not fluffy white stuff. A word to the wise!

PashaDawg · #5 January 23rd, 2007, 10:18 PM

Hello:

Turn 15 is out.

Deadline is THURSDAY at 9pm Boston time.

Pasha

PashaDawg · #6 January 24th, 2007, 12:31 AM

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NEWS FLASH!

Pasha Babe's brave minions have uncovered yet another example of Graknor's use of lies and misconstruction to further his creepy plans.

The valiant freedom fighters of Sauromatia have uncovered 12 sweat shops in a slum just inside Sauromatia's homeland full of kidnapped Arcocephalean children sewing horrid stuffed flay-me-slave-dolls.

Unfortunately, the sweat-bosses cowardly teleported away when their shops were raided. But all the sewing tools were manufactured in Ermor, and all of the bosses were wearing purple!

Several documents in Ermorian secret code were found in the shops. One such document has been partially decoded to reveal the following damning evidence of Graknor's malignancy:

^&*&%$ (*%$^ MAKE THE CHILDREN *$$ DOLLS THAT WILL *&*&# THE FOOLS #*$(Q#*ER #$#*@*# #*$ !)#$&@@* @)#($ ... unreadable ... @@#$& ##$ DISTRACTION ... unreadable ... @$#($# THEN *# WILL STRIKE #U@@#OPI.

Pasha Babe continues to lead the preemptive strikes in the War of Ermorian Aggression. Onward!

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Jurri · #7 January 24th, 2007, 10:58 AM

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PashaDawg said:
The valiant freedom fighters of Sauromatia have uncovered 12 sweat shops in a slum just inside Sauromatia's homeland full of kidnapped Arcocephalean children sewing horrid stuffed flay-me-slave-dolls.

What what WHAT? Say it ain't so, djo!

djo · #8 January 24th, 2007, 07:54 PM

Who would you sooner believe, your literate and urbane neighbors, or the slovering hordes of Suromaton whose educational standards are so low that we were forced to carry on all our diplomatic correspondance in comic books and pantomime?

Speaking as the player...this map sure makes a Sauromatia-Ermor war kind of inevitable, doesn't it?

Migaaresno · #9 March 6th, 2007, 10:08 AM

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NEWSFLASH!

Ulmisch troops march up to the northern lands and raid the sacred temples. The drunken ones have not yet responded but proclaimed to crush the entire invading army if they go on whit burning churches down. Meanwhile Hellheim has dispatched its own raiding party in Ulmish territory.

The Truth is proud to announce it�s the biggest religion in the world. Never ever has a religion been so popular. The huge amounts of prayers, supporters and beer brewers serving The Holy Church must be a truth sign that this is the greatest religion of them all. It�s a matter of time before the others will abandon there false faith.

Critics against the faith claim its bad for your health and mind to do all the rituals witch involve the religion. They say people become clumsier, dumper and a bit more revolting. There are already numerous reports of barbarians who adapted to the religion to try taking over a country.

While the drunken ones admit there R&D to ancient spells is not that great, they say there lands are the most wealthiest and no other nation can afford the amount of money spend on religion.

This was Fonirumes from NHN (Northern Hemisphere News).

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PashaDawg · #10 March 6th, 2007, 09:56 PM

Turn 31 is out.

Deadline is Thursday.