PBW network problems.

[DocShane]

Does anybody know the number for "PBW Anonymous"?

I need help, really bad. In the Last 2 weeks, I woke up to discover my life is shamble. I mean, my REAL life. I found out I had been living with 5 other human beings, 3 cats, and 2 hamsters. My fingers ache, my arms tremble, my anxiety level only rises. I discovered I had a wife and she tells me that I have other interests, other activities that had given me joy. But I feel so empty and incomplete. My life revolved around a little MoBo in Admiral's keeping. Somewhere, out there, in the great SEIV PBW multiverse are two races lacking leadership. The Gremlins and the Pontine Lepers call out to me in my sleep. Help me Admiral, before I go completely insane! Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(incessant sobbing and weeping)