The End of Time (PBEM)

cupido2 · #1 April 4th, 2007, 06:39 PM

Say goodbye to the never really mighty kingdom of Man that hasn't won a single battle (o.k. except those 200 soldiers against 10 province defense). In about 2 turns it will be vanquished and in about 4 turns forgotten. To prevent this I will give all my gems and all my money to the one who writes the best ode to the kingdom of Man so it will never be forgotten.

Dedas · #2 April 4th, 2007, 07:31 PM

Let me tell you a tale of men so brave
In the forest of Man so long ago
A kingdom whose realm stretched least a mile
Their king was Cupid-o twooo

Upon noble steeds so fair and manly male
In the forest of Man so long ago
Heroes shrouded in fog and misty mist
Their king was Cupid-o twooo

A battle lost and then some more
In the forest of Man so long ago
Hundreds oh hundreds killed some men
Their king was Cupid-o twooo

The darkness crept in from shady vale
In the forest of Man so long ago
They fought and fell oh far too well
Their king was Cupid-o twooo

Now gone and lost at end of time
In the forest of Man so long ago
A tale of madness and turns turned bad
Their king was Cupid-o twooo

Micah · #3 April 4th, 2007, 07:45 PM

There once was a kingdom called Man,
They had a terrible plan,
Killing Micah they tried,
But they all went and died,
When Arrow Fend came to their land.

cupido2 · #4 April 6th, 2007, 05:19 AM

Only two caring about Man? Well, after the poets of Tien Chi posted their heroic song and the evil Marignon posted their perfectly true Limerick the rest must have given up.

Very hard to decide. I would say 3/4 - 1/4. Have fun with the gems.

Dedas · #5 April 6th, 2007, 05:35 AM

Oh the joy.

I didn't want to do a limerick but rather a song. The melody you have to come up with yourself as I did. He he

Micah · #6 April 6th, 2007, 05:45 AM

I'm not evil yet, I just started my blood research...oh, umm, don't mind those boots on all of my important old mages. Or the virgins locked up in the basement, they're just...in the witness protection program.

Whatever, Ermor's worse, blame them.

Atreides · #7 April 9th, 2007, 07:42 PM

I have to object Micah. I have conducted the affairs of my Empire with honor, and certainly have in no way acted "evil" Now I face five aggressors who have assaulted my lands without provocation in an opportunistic and cowardly alliance. On the other hand, the war seems to be straining their resources quite a bit. If you are looking for something vulnerable once you have finished devouring the Empire of Man, I might be able to provide you with some valuable targets.