OT: Computer Networking

[Azselendor]

Personally, if my laptop ever was stolen, I'd like the battery explode on them while it's in their lap.

[Atrocities]

You have 10 seconds to enter the disarm code or be blown to bits by the defensive anti tampering nuclear explosive devices attached to this laptop. 9 - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Yimboli]

If font is a concern, a quick remedy is holding ctrl while scrolling your mousewheel - it makes all fonts on the page 1 bigger or 1 smaller per wheel click. I know this works on firefox but I'm not sure about other browsers.