dragon master

[Sombre]

You think it's easy to collect a drake? They'd bite your nose off soon as look at you. Savage, bloodthirsty animals these ducks. For instance did you know there are over 5 more duck related fatalities in the US each year than there are ways a duck can kill you in under a minute?

Boggles the mind.

[HoneyBadger]

Ducks are dangerous-I choked to death on a duck-bone once, and here I am to prove it!

[tromper]

Hey now, my alma mater's mascot is a duck (University of Oregon). Back off the Duck ballsack, yo. heheh