The Great Pretenderate of Sauromatia has NO CHOICE but to attack Yomi. It is indeed unprovoked, but we are in a corner. We either attack or start knitting sweaters. ONWARD!!!
To secure peace for Yomi, Nefeilfeim would be glad to donate to the sauromancers several bushels of our finest yarn with which to make sweaters for the disturbingly cold weather.