mid_Unlucky game on Gandalfs server (started)

[Saint_Dude]

The great Giants of Niefelheim have been couped up in their labs for many months, and have grown restless for adventure. At this very moment, they are sharpening their weapons and gathering their supplies to prepare for a march on Ermor.

Ermor is clearly a worthy adversary, and we expect that they will provide considerably more resistance than the docile pale ones. Nevertheless, our warriors would much rather die in glorious battle than to whither in old age in some dank and dusty lab.

[jutetrea]

Master Kardash has returned from Beaurocracy Hell and will be able to attend to his dominion much more efficiently.

After many hours of meetings with his advisors he has determined that information technology shall be banned within the realm. Standardization is the work of the devils and orderly workflows are much overrated, turmoil shall be the order of the day. Beer and virgins shall be dispensed amongst the realm, hopefully drawing out the random maenead.

Finally he gives thanks to his air mages for the early flight home, just in time to avoid missing his anniversary with the Empress.

[BandarLover]

lol Sounds like somebody had an "Office Space" day.

[Foodstamp]

We need to talk about your TPS reports.

[jutetrea]

My sea dogs ate them

[Foodstamp]

Yeah well, did you get the memo? All TPS reports are requiring a Sea Dog proof cover sheet. If you could start using the cover sheet, that would be great, thanks Peter.

[jutetrea]

Master Kardash summons Red Stapler of building incineration





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