Gryphin and Growltigga Thread

[Mephisto]

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Originally posted by Growltigga:
Excuse me Mephisto, donkeys are not allowed in this court room, please remove yourself

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Well, at least people get a warm and fuzzy feeling with me where you are just a bold cold green something. And I can talk much faster then you!

[mottlee]

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Originally posted by Growltigga:


What does ROFL mean? this court only understands Latin (and Spanish "dos cerveza por favor")

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OK...OK ROFL= Rolling On Floor Laughing (is realy to be ROFLMAO)My A** Off
I hope this clear up any miss understanding

[mac5732]

I have still not had a chance to research the submissions to the court in order to render an unbiased, objective decision in regards to a vote of guility, not guilty, not guilty by reason of insanity or naive. Its been a day from h... around here so far.

"Bold cold Green Something",?? (uuh ooh) BMT

"A warm Fuzzy Feeling with Me" BMT

"And as for MAC" Ah, thank you tigga for your inferrence of being your Peer, I knew us older more mature, experienced, scientific based, unbiased, very objective, discreet, honorable adults would show forth and have an affect on you younger generation wipper snappers.

I do have to get back to surfing the net for those sites as mentioned earlier, as stated in your case, I have already reviewed "The Gryphin" site and must force myself to locate the Adult site where CTW commenced even tho it might be rough going, I must force myself in order to render my most unbiased and objective vote after close study and soul searching once it is located and my legal research is conducted. sigh... What one must go thru to find the truth on one's statments or ascertations. BUT, someone has to do it

PS; what do you have against "wearing shorts", don't they have them over there????

just some ideas mac

[ 14 February 2002: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[mac5732]

I have exhaustivly researched the charges that were brought here within. And I would like to list my findings as only 1 member of this forum.

1. After an extended, exhausting, but relentless time consuming search, and after visiting a good number of adult and X, XX, XXX, sites, I found that the majority of the depositions taken from those I discussed this case with, stated that the CTW or "The Gryphin Position" is still in the experimental stage of development. Even though numerous theories and descriptions were put foreward, there was no positive proof for or against the Gryphin being on an adult site where this research was discussed. (tho I have a feeling he used a non deplume so as not to be traced) And even though he admitted to his involvement in the use and experimentation of this new phenomena, unless or until he publishes his findings in book form (along with scientific photos) in either one of those most noteworthy of magazines such as "Enquirer, or the Star" or put into the 101 known positions as number 103, ( the "Twinkle is numbe 102)I'm afraid that there is not enough evidence for or against. Therefore, I must consider this charge to remain open until further interrogatories can be accomplished. Findings - Inconclusive

2. In regards to the "rodent" under his lip, I printed the photo from his web site and conferred with a number of experts within the scientific commmunity here at some of our universities near where I live. After microscopic examinations of blown up photos of the "thing" in question, and after hours of deliberations, extensive study and along with cross referencing the known rodents within the U.S. it was discovered that this was in fact not a rodent but what we call around these parts as a "Wooly Bear", or commonly known as a variety of catepillar. This particular species is long, furry and quite larger then the normal variety seen most everywhere else but is usually more prevalent in the winter months. Everyone felt that a DNA test would bear out these findings unquestionably if further proof was required by the court.
Findings ; In favor of the Gryphin

3. In regards to the question of whether the Gyphin Line Dances, his own deposition shows that he listens to Country Western music, wears cowboy boots, has a very questionable hat with a wide brim and goes on hikes in the Wild Western portions of the U.S. Therefore, I must agree with Growltigga on this point, in all probability, the Gryphin does indeed frequent these types of establishments and does indulge in this form of wild native rituals called "Line Dancing". Therefore his denial and Alibi is dismissed. Findings; Favor of Growltigga,

4. Last, in regards to his "Custer Hat", again blown up images were used and after careful study
it was indeed decided that the article in question lacked any type of arrows, holes, feathers, tumble weed or other materials that would would have been present had this indeed be a "Custer Hat". Comparisons were made of various hats worn by a number of the macho western type males and it was determined that the "hat" in question resembled more of a "John Wayne" type style. This in itself raised a number of questions that can not be answered without further investigation. Therefore,
Findings - in favor of the Gryphin

These are only my personal findings and should not be construed as those by any other members of the forum.



just some ideas (very tired Mac)

[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Growltigga]

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Originally posted by [K126]Mephisto:


Well, at least people get a warm and fuzzy feeling with me where you are just a bold cold green something. And I can talk much faster then you!

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true, but then I am the star of the show, the one who is useful in a fight and more importantly, I GET THE GIRL - you get to snog a lizard

[Mephisto]

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Originally posted by Growltigga:
true, but then I am the star of the show, the one who is useful in a fight and more importantly, I GET THE GIRL - you get to snog a lizard

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Well, I don't need to be useful in a fight - I don't fight myself. I have my lady.
And your lady is green and cold, too. Not much improvement there.

[Growltigga]

The court would like to thank Mr Mac of Cesspool, Ohio for his learned findings. The court has carefully considered his findings and after due deliberation, would respond as follows, using, for ease of reference, the numbering set out in his own submissions:

1 the court considers that Mr Mac's inconclusive judgement is proabably flawed. It is obvious that during his extensive, and disturbingly knowledgeable, research into 'adult websites', Mr Mac's brain has turned to cream cheese, he has gone blind and his knees have turned to water. The court also suspects that he has sprained his wrist and should seek immediate medical attention.
The case in point is that the defendant admitted to frequenting adult sites (Quote "talk about it if I am not doing it" unquote) and that the phrase 'circling the wagons' resulted from a discussion on said adult site.

The court's view is that the defendant has already provided numerous confessions and entertainment with this regard. Guilty as charged.

2. The court thanks Mr Mac for correctly pointing out the discrepancy in the type of fauna inhabiting the defendant's top lip. The court would point out that as a European institution, it is not familiar with the native fauna found on the east coastal maritime regions of the continental United States and would appoint Mr Mac as its expert in this regard. The court would point out that it does have plenitentiary powers to levy charges against north american nationals.

Following Mr Mac's expert submission, the court has moved to amend the charges by removing references to 'prairie dogs' and replacing these with "Wooly Bear",as our expert has stated,a commonly known as a variety of catepillar. It is obvious to the court that this is the form of creature horribly abused by the defendant and forced to live on his top lip and therefore the defendant isa found guilty on all counts.

3. Following Mr Mac's expert submissions, the court has reviewed the evidence levied against the defendant. After discussion with our learned colleague in the european union, it has been agreed that line dancing is a crime against humanity. The court will consider sentence after this hearing.

4. The court thanks Mr Mac for this evidence but would suggest that this is not the most forums conveniens in order to conduct sophistry. The court considers that the differential headgear mentioned in Mr Mac's submissions is pure semantics. The defendant is accused of wearing a silly hat with a large brim reminiscient of a variety of historical wild west hollywood figures. The court finds the defendant guilty as charged.

On a general point, the court would like to thank Mr Mac for his investigative efforts and would suggest that at his age, he should have a nice cup of tea and a sit down. A pair of slippers and a comfy chair are also suggested


[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]