Game: Scorned Land (started)

[Jazzepi]

HoneyBadger said:
Yes, I remember it all now.

It was Slith who started it all by bursting in, demanding crack, and killing my grandparents when they wouldn't give him any. My grandparents needed that crack! they had a crack prescription for their hearts! So Slith *ate* their hearts!

Sure, maybe at one point in time he had been a paladin, but he turned into a huge heart-eating crackhead!

Crack didn't kill my grandparents-lizards killed my grandparents!

...Mmmm I love beef liver. I was just thinking last night how beef liver would be really good if you deep-fried it. So you taste like beef liver, eh? Do your children taste like sweet, tender calves' liver? I bet they do!

HoneyBadger, a crack baby.

Jazzepi