Gryphin and Growltigga Thread

Growltigga · #1 March 6th, 2002, 03:24 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Gryphin:
The Eries of Gryphin takes little note of the hapless ts, save to turn his ships to flames to our glory.

Je suis avez un petite problem mes enfants

the races I play have nothing to do with Growltigers whatsoever. I either play

The solar federation (ie the humans a la startrek a la uplift); or

Berty the brazen bouncing balladeer and his band of bottom-burping brass idiots

DO I need to come up with a Growltigga orientated race to play in this one?

Growltigga · #2 March 6th, 2002, 03:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Saxon:
The Right Imperial Lords of Sa-Hali do not think upon anything. We know.

The Growltiggas of Catsan say 'yah boo and tiddly pom' to the lot of you

Growltigga · #3 March 6th, 2002, 03:53 PM

quote:
Originally posted by mac5732:
Tesco, would you say then that this would be the Tigga Option or Tigga Defense strategy???

MAC5732 - JUST TO MAKE IT QUITE CLEAR:

THE TIGGA DEFENCE IS WHERE YOU KICK THE OTHER SIDE SO HARD IN THE HAPPY SACKS THAT HE THEN WALKS AROUND LOOKING LIKE A CONSTIPATED GIRAFFE FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS AND SINGS LIKE A CHOIRBOY

THE TIGGA OPTION IS USUALLY THE SENSIBLE ONE - FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU HAVE TWO LADIES IN A BAR, 1 WITH THE FACE AND BODY OF AN ANGEL, THE OTHER LOOKING LIKE A RHINO'S UNDERCARRIAGE, THE TIGGA OPTION WOULD BE FOR THE FORMER - WITH YOUR EYESIGHT, THE LATTER COULD BE DESCRIBED AS THE 'MAC ALTERNATIVE'

have you given any thought on the makeup of your race yet, also what about your 2 friends?

QUERY - OUR RACES HAVE TO WEAR MAKEUP?? NOT SURE I AM OLD ENOUGH OR LIBERAL ENOUGH FOR THIS SORT OF THING

Saxon & Phoenix D same with you, have you given thought on your races yet? just curious

PHOENIX D - YOUNG, SPOTTY, SHORT WEARING LONELY LUNATICS
SAXON - BOSSY 'GET BACK TO WORK' TYPES, AGAIN IN SHORTS

Gryphin · #4 March 6th, 2002, 04:11 PM

Tigless,
ts = tesco semoa
"Je suis avez un petite problem mes enfants"
Mixing English with French? How crude. I expect better of you.
Use whatever race you like. It will make no differance. In the end, your ships will explode into fire balls just as easily.
Nice ot have you back.

Growltigga · #5 March 6th, 2002, 05:02 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Gryphin:
Mixing English with French? How crude. I expect better of you.

Ooh, harsh to horrible person, I am fluent in French and Spanish, translate these if you can

"la seule probleme, c'est comment je vous vaincrai"

"la cosa importante es para m� derrotar ustedes" -

Use whatever race you like. It will make no differance. In the end, your ships will explode into fire balls just as easily.

Oh plueeeeeaaaassssseeeee - Guff is flexing his muscles again and straining with the effort - mate, only your furry fellah scares me, nothing else

Nice ot have you back.

Saxon · #6 March 6th, 2002, 05:19 PM

The High Lords of Sa-Hali have monitors installed in their bathrooms, so that when they retire to attend to bodily needs, they can still scrutinize their minions. In addition, when the High Lord flushes, he is able to direct the waste on to the head of the minion of his choice. This encourages workers to maximize their productivity and avoid wasteful habits like posting on internet sites.

Further, it should be noted that the High Lords wear shorts and go barefoot. This is to better allow those races who have been conquered to kiss the feet, ankles and shins of the High Lords. While this does not encourage workers to maximize their productivity, it is entertaining for the High Lords and reduces costs for new socks.

Growltigga · #7 March 6th, 2002, 05:38 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Saxon:
The High Lords of Sa-Hali have monitors installed in their bathrooms, so that when they retire to attend to bodily needs, they can still scrutinize their minions. In addition, when the High Lord flushes, he is able to direct the waste on to the head of the minion of his choice. This encourages workers to maximize their productivity and avoid wasteful habits like posting on internet sites.

Further, it should be noted that the High Lords wear shorts and go barefoot. This is to better allow those races who have been conquered to kiss the feet, ankles and shins of the High Lords. While this does not encourage workers to maximize their productivity, it is entertaining for the High Lords and reduces costs for new socks.

Saxon, the trouble is, from how you describe yourself, this description is far too obviously about you and representative of you - we are meant to be roleplaying, not going on about how we like to roam around the office pretending we are the Lords of Sahali!!