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Old March 6th, 2002, 05:19 PM

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The High Lords of Sa-Hali have monitors installed in their bathrooms, so that when they retire to attend to bodily needs, they can still scrutinize their minions. In addition, when the High Lord flushes, he is able to direct the waste on to the head of the minion of his choice. This encourages workers to maximize their productivity and avoid wasteful habits like posting on internet sites.

Further, it should be noted that the High Lords wear shorts and go barefoot. This is to better allow those races who have been conquered to kiss the feet, ankles and shins of the High Lords. While this does not encourage workers to maximize their productivity, it is entertaining for the High Lords and reduces costs for new socks.
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Old March 6th, 2002, 05:38 PM
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The High Lords of Sa-Hali have monitors installed in their bathrooms, so that when they retire to attend to bodily needs, they can still scrutinize their minions. In addition, when the High Lord flushes, he is able to direct the waste on to the head of the minion of his choice. This encourages workers to maximize their productivity and avoid wasteful habits like posting on internet sites.

Further, it should be noted that the High Lords wear shorts and go barefoot. This is to better allow those races who have been conquered to kiss the feet, ankles and shins of the High Lords. While this does not encourage workers to maximize their productivity, it is entertaining for the High Lords and reduces costs for new socks.



Saxon, the trouble is, from how you describe yourself, this description is far too obviously about you and representative of you - we are meant to be roleplaying, not going on about how we like to roam around the office pretending we are the Lords of Sahali!!
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Old March 6th, 2002, 06:21 PM

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Tiggless,
Clearly your language skills are not as good as you think. It is obvious that you ment to indicate that your commetns are in vain.
Equaly so, it must have been an error for you to post that it is important to defeate me. It would be a waste of effort though a little bit of fun for me. I'm sure that you got the sentace structure wrong.
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Old March 6th, 2002, 06:24 PM

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What's a forum chucker ?? Typing right now is a real pain. I took a slap shot off the wrist on Sunday night. The arm is about 6 different colours.

Anyone here ever seen a moose ??

I know I have not.
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GT, condolances to you and your family,

nice to have you back,

you can play any race you wish, the universe is open to everyone, as long as the Imperialistic Tkachik's sphere of influence is not compromised

Isn't a moose something like a small elephant?

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TS, sorry about the wrist, believe me I know the feeling, had a similiar injury while performing my scientific research awhile back, can be most unpleasant.

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Old March 6th, 2002, 07:00 PM
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Tiggless,
Clearly your language skills are not as good as you think. It is obvious that you ment to indicate that your commetns are in vain.
Equaly so, it must have been an error for you to post that it is important to defeate me. It would be a waste of effort though a little bit of fun for me. I'm sure that you got the sentace structure wrong.



Guff, I have a degree in French - the French can understand me quite well so unless you have spent too much time with the Quebecois, not sure you should have a problem - my Spanish is well good

try this

Usted no es valiente suficiente en encarar la ira del imperio de gato en la batalla persona peluda

thanks for the e-mail, congratulations indeed and your point is noted. Civility is my middle name
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Old March 6th, 2002, 07:03 PM
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Tiggless,
Clearly your language skills are not as good as you think. It is obvious that you ment to indicate that your commetns are in vain.
Equaly so, it must have been an error for you to post that it is important to defeate me. It would be a waste of effort though a little bit of fun for me. I'm sure that you got the sentace structure wrong.



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