Jaguar - finished, Szumo declared winner

[Lazy_Perfectionist]

I've gotten em. At least two. They've shown up in my list of messages. But I've only chatted yet with one player. I'll shout out to all my underground homies next time I get my turn. I'll have something to brag about, anyways.

I'll have six of those Attentive Statues. Fortunately for you, my leaders are SLOW, and the terrains rough enough it wouldn't matter if I had faster. Want gossip?
My capital is pulling in over 300 resources, and this is with a sloth scale. To quote Jim Cramer of Mad Money, "Booyah!". Incomes a bit lacking, but I save pennies by recruiting heavier troops. I've started site searching now, but before that, I had auto-found 3 mines adjacent (one copper, two iron) to my capital. If only my troops were actually worth it.