Neo Xekinima - LA game of Mod nations (finished)

[HoneyBadger]

WHART'S WIR COMPARIN' PIRATES TEW VAMPIYAS AN DAEMONS??? ARRRR!!!

Besides, um...*cough* who says we're pirates? we're-er-lawful representatives of the Naval Maritime Authority. We have lawyers, we have documents, signed by the queen o'er land and sea herself. We tax our happy citizens in lawful ways. No blood-drinkers here, no sir!

Now sign right here, and here, and here, initial here...and sign here. Date it. Don't forget to date it.

I SAID DATE IT YE SCUM!!!!!

[Jazzepi]

I DEMAND PARLEY!

Jazzepi

[Sombre]

Our scouts today reported strange behaviour from the Elves of Sylvania. Their sacred and very ornate looking royal guard appear to be cloaked in some sort of miraculous wind which buffets incoming projectiles away. Coupled with their splendid armour, any would-be william tell or robin hood would be hard pressed to harm them. However the lighter fay folk, with little in the way of protection, were too eager to see off intruders to their beloved woods and advanced ahead of the guard, taking many casualties to arrow fire.

It is always sad to see fellow forest dwellers harmed in such a manner.