Never ask a lady her age

[NTJedi]

Gandalf Parker said:

Im talking about when you are so old that you are kept in bed all the time anyway. If I ever get there, I want my direct-internet and virtual worlds PLEASE.

I don't care how old and messed up my body... no wires/metal into the brain.

[HoneyBadger]

You can sign me up for that right now, Gandalf. Fibromyalgia (or whatever other horrible arthritic demon has possession of my body) sucks, and I'm ready to upload.